Quotes - Ram (The Tribe)

The Tribe, Series 5

"Some people have no sense of humour."

"Great things, legs.. what would we do without them?"

"Bed bugs?!"

Lex: "Go to hell, Ram."
Ram: "I've been there, bought the t-shirt."

Ram: "Used to be called adultery, you know.. sleeping with another man's wife."
Lex: "And having three wifes? Isn't there a word for that too?"
Ram: "Yeah; lucky."

"Look, I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's something very hard to pronounce."

Ram: "Howdy kids and welcome to the show."
Ruby: "Ram, what do you think you're doing?"
Ram: "Isn't that obvious? I'm about to rejoin that unique band of individuals known as biped. Yes, it would have been profitable to do this on my own, but since you all seem to be littering my test track, then... enjoy!"

"Feel free to applaud at any time."

"I love secrets."

Slade: "How do you expect to move on?"
Ram: "Move on? I can't move on!"

"There's only one way around all of this — Lex has to be deleted!"

"Yeah. Let me tell you something, Slade — you ain't seen nothin'!"

"My name is... er... Gabe!

"Oh yeah. I'm back alright, Slade. Back with the vengeance!"

Ram to Slade: "Have you ever had that dream that you're little again, and you could run along the street and just take off, leaving the ground behind?"
Slade: "Heh, and I thought it was all through the click of a mouse."
Ram: ;"Well, I tried out that dream. Fell off a 20-foot high wall and landed on concrete."

"Remember, Slade... I am gonna be the one with the power one day Slade, just remember that. Remember it!"

"Get this straight! I'm a cripple, C-R-I-P-P-L-E! You know what that means, Slade? That means, legs no walky! No, legs no worky."

The Tribe, Series 4

Ram: "I know... I'm mad!"

Ram: "I don't have to answer your questions... You'll be nothing without me."

Ram: "Stay away. It could be an infection, what if I catch it?"

Ram: "It's pay and play time!"

Ram: "Future is coming, you're gonna love it!"

Ram: "You forget that I don't accept no to an answer!"

Ram: "Best not to believe everything you hear about me... I'm not a monster."

Ram: "So you're Pride, the guy who thinks we should all go back to living in the trees."

Ram: "The problem is your real world is full of nasty bugs..."

Ram: "When I said everyone I mean a hundred per cent, not ninety. Make it happen."

Ram: "Tell me, how would you like to live forever?"

Ram: "I know I have been bad tempered but it's such a pressure..."

Ram: "Do you really think that you could take... me... ?"

Ram: "Who's sick of now?"

Ram: "Kill you! I never wanna do that, you're my friend."

Ram: "Ram and Ram only decides who he sees and when."

Ram: "I want this room to be clean. I just found... dust!"

Ram: "Stop. Yeah. Stop right there. I want him alive."

Ram: "Germs, sickness, disgusting..."

Ram: "I can open your mind like a can of tuna and pick it up piece by piece."

Ram: "Get him out of my sight!"

Ram to Ebony: "It was my fault, I should never let you near me... I just can't help myself."

Ram: "Oh Java, you should chance the track!"

Ram: "Let the hunting begin!"

Ram: "Why is everything not perfect? Why am I not perfect?"

Ram: "I do not want to be alone!"

Ram: "Nature sucks!"

Ram: "Nobody takes Ram on and wins."

Ram: "Someone is finally making some sense around here."

Ram: "Now the game begins!"

Ram: "Maybe some virt try to shave it right now?"

Ram: "When you act like an ape, I put you back to the jungle."

"Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay! He's the coolest guy I know — he takes over a whole city and then he just... stands there. Like he's eating... low-fat youghurt."

Ram: "Don't worry girls. No one is perfect. That's why invented cyber space."

Ram: "Who do you love most in the world?"
Java: "Ebony!"
Ram: "Well done my sweet. That was one pathetic lie. Almost broke the machine!"

Ram to Java: "All these years I've been living in body which betrayed me. Knowing if this illness doesn't get me maybe the next one will. It's too much you do understand me? It's too much when all I wanted was to be whole again..."

Ram: "I'm a genious. Didn't they tell you?"

Jay: "Go to hell!"
Ram: "Ah! Hell! You don't happen to have the address, do you?"

Ram: "Oh, Jay. I have plan for him, oh a little plan."

Ram: "Everyone can play and everyone can be the hunter."

Ram: "You know Jay, you're really starting to be a pain in the butt."